My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

“My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than …”

“I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.”

“A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you …”

“I’ll give you the key to my heart, if you promise not to make duplicates.”