My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.
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“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“His last name was Gum, and I wanted to chew him out. But I’ll save that for the…”