My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?

“If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be O…”

“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a li…”

“Call me paranoid, but the shape the human hand makes when extending out for a h…”

“My hero’s hero is not necessarily my hero, unless my clone’s hero is my clone’s…”