My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if she did.

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.”

“To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if no…”

“Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And …”