My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon as I spot him I go to him and cuddle.

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”

“I had a religious experience at a crosswalk.”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”

“Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel l…”