My writing doesn’t improve if you think it’s great, and it doesn’t lessen if you think it sucks. Likewise, you not showing me love doesn’t mean mine for you has to be invisible. The two are as unrelated as me and my foster parents.

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“Be honest, asshole. Are you a dick magnet?”

“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wo…”