My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch up.

“I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”

“I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesvi…”

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal G…”

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower wi…”