Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.

“Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bicycle seat in my po…”

“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.”

“I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, …”

“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled e…”