Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.

“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or great…”

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like…”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism its…”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”