Never rub another mans rhubarb

“I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just…”

“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack N…”

“my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch”

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”