Never tickle a sleeping dragon.

“Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to…”

“I just write what I wanted to write. I write what amuses me. It's totally for m…”

“Oh, come off it,” said Ron, striding over to her and whipping her results out o…”

“Everyone queue up!' Malfoy roared to the crowd. 'Harry Potter's giving out sign…”