Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

“Is Adrian here?”“Who?”“Adrian. Tall. Brown hair. Green eyes.”She frowned. “Do y…”

“Adrian gave the picture a nod of approval before handing me the phone. "Okay, e…”

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend b…”

“Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.”