Nine out of ten Jarod Kintzes agree that there is only one Jarod Kintz.

“My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close…”

“A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. …”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”

“Used is to sued, as brick is to Kricb, and that is such a profound observation …”