Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.

“He did it now, holding it up before his eyes as he had as a boy, and it did its…”

“The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches h…”

“Working on a new idea is kind of like getting married. Then a new idea comes al…”

“Friends.They aren’t any such thing as good friend or bad friend.Maybe there are…”