Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mi…”

“A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in bo…”

“Life isn’t so bad. I’m not fat (unless you’re Gandhi), I’m not short (unless yo…”

“I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that rea…”