No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her skirt. Or his kilt.

“Richard Dawkins can suck my Dickens.”

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”

“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.”

“Sometimes I put on a black scuba suit and go walking on the beach, to relax. If…”