Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.

“Never sit on a freshly painted bench, or stand on a wet wall. That’s a lesson i…”

“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“Instead of a motorcycle gang, I’m thinking of starting up a unicycle gang. We’l…”

“I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are ou…”