Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surpris…”

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.…”

“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned …”

“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”