Nobody is mysteriously mysterious. To be mysterious all it takes is hard work, misdirection, and a fog machine.

“A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time go…”

“Used is to sued, as brick is to Kricb, and that is such a profound observation …”

“I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so …”

“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least tw…”