Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool…”

“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d we…”

“Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing w…”

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
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