Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 


“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d li…”

“When my grandma moved, she didn’t know anybody. But that was partly due to bein…”

“She doesn’t return my phone calls. I’d like them back, unopened.”

“If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you…”