None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Ast…”

“I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the…”

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get…”