North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.

“Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled ther…”

“My mother always told me not to pick my nose, so I’m going let the plastic surg…”

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get…”

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”