Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.

“Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parent…”

“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of Chin…”