Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon

“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of call…”

“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and…”

“Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, …”

“Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.”