Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and drive around town parking all over the place.

“There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I …”

“A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a b…”

“He’s going to give me a piggyback ride home. He’s my designated walker.”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”