Nuns freak me out.

“So I was beginning my new life as a anomaly, which figured about as much as it …”

“That's exactly why I never liked King Arthur's Guinevere. She screws up (pardon…”

“Me-EHH-UF-ow”

“I felt like I was hobbling, like one oof the old crones from Act I of Macbeth -…”