Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, won’t he?

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my…”

“I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to…”

“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring …”

“I’d rather be snorkeling in the sea of love. But instead I’m stuck here, in a f…”