Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chord).

“I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inco…”

“We made love like we didn’t, only more so less.”

“When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me t…”

“It also must be hard to have a wife like Mrs. Indianapolis. She’s in the fashio…”