Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.

“It’s four o’clock, guys. I’m going up to watch Oprah. Unless the shop catches f…”

“I can’t touch him. (Jared)Well, don’t you suck. (Stryker)Oh, believe me, I coul…”

“Lydia: Strange how you always seem to remember the pain someone gave you, but s…”

“There are some pains that run too deep for anything to absolve them. The best w…”