Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad

“I'd been around other weres and never tasted a single one before Lucas passed m…”

“Detective Castilla, your Secret is safe with me." She blinked with surprise, an…”

“You know how Lucas is. He's the most spoiled toddler in the sandbox, and if he …”

“I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fan…”