Oh, mercy. If it catches you in the wrong frame of mind, the King James Bible can make you want to drink poison in no uncertain terms.

“Where you'd be wearing out the knees of your trousers, sir, they just have to g…”

“In Kilanga, people knew nothing of things they might have had - a Frigidaire? a…”

“A first child is your own best foot forward, and how you do cheer those little …”

“Culture is a slingshot moved by the force of its past”