Oh my glob!

“Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.”

“Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gent…”

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”

“Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popp…”