Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they’re rich people who can’t be fires.

“Venice was luscious. She had real curves and real cleavage. She had a stunning …”

“As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent pro…”

“Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfu…”

“Nightlife is not for sissies, except of course for career sissies; an evening o…”