Oh, please, please, no!' I begged, jumping to my feet. 'Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie.

“Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful fl…”

“My dad mumbled something unintelligible."Woo!" Emmett suddenly boomed in his de…”

“I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.”

“Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.”