Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.

“This is me trying, Perry,” he said softly, the anger being drained of his face.…”

“Baby, the first chance I get, I’m going to fuck the shit out of you,” I growled…”

“Is the gun really necessary?""No," he admitted. "It's just fun to have one.""Li…”

“Shit. Dean and I had gone from workout buddies to acting like a bunch of overan…”