On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.

“People ask me all the time, “Jarod, how come you are so much more romantic than…”

“My elementary school principal, Prince Apple, had no principles. I know, becaus…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly di…”