On a scale of 1-10, fish have them. Scales—fish have scales, and I have 10 of them. Fish—I have 10, and I caught them when fishing for love.

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I ju…”

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”