On a scale of 1-10, I'd probably be considered obese. Though I weigh much more than 10, my love is heavier still. That’s why I’m constantly trying to dish it off onto other people.

“I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.”

“In the tortoise and the hair fable, I believe the tortoise represents big busin…”

“I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be…”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”