On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, business cards, and electroshock therapy while wearing spooky masks.

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make …”

“A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North o…”

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Ge…”

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion t…”