On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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“My nostrils smell, but not to you. Oh, they have no odor, unless you count the …”

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”

“She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And u…”