On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.


“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state …”

“We made love like oysters, and then we ate oysters. Then we made love like two …”

“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?”