On second thought, maybe “Penis on a Stick Ice Cream Parlor” is not such a good name for a business—even an ice cream shop—but especially not a day care center catering towards the albino dwarf community.

“I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And…”

“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me…”

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that …”

“We made love like water makes life, and thinking about it makes me so horny I’m…”