On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.

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“One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it ca…”

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like,…”

“A brick could be used as a trophy at your company’s annual award ceremony. It’s…”