On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of yo…”

“I'm sure glad socks are made out of cotton, and not ice-cube trays, because I d…”

“If I ever decide to kill you, you’d be the first to know about it. (And hopeful…”

“The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north,…”