On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.

“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.”

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live it over seas, like a cloud.”

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change a…”