Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.

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“My mom is all about risk vs. reward. So for example, if I were to go out on a d…”

“I don’t think I’d come off well on TV. But if you ever see me on, my advice is …”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”