Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

“The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past,…”

“Og ingen kunne slå en bydverg når det gjaldt å tylle i seg. Iblant bommet de he…”

“This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.”

“Things Just Happen, What The Hell”