One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to the end of our driveway and back” and have that be a two-hour round trip.

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, b…”

“We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd n…”

“I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own la…”

“If I asked God to see into the future 50 years, and I couldn’t see myself, I wo…”