One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle one.

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”

“Love, like glue, is a four-letter word that ends in “e,” only much stickier. An…”

“I found a body today. It was mine, so I played with it.”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”